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Post by Flossie » Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:11 pm


AGE: 24
HOME: Manchester
JOB: Visual Merchandiser
STATUS: Present

Okay ladies, form an orderly queue. This is Kris and he's single. But just before you start getting measured for the dress, let's just get a few facts out in the open.

He picks his nose. And, erm, that’s about it really.

He's quite switched on for a pretty boy and is concerned that people don't think there's anything beyond the looks: "when the package is this pretty, no-one cares what’s on the inside". Wow, that's a bit deep.

He also has a bit of a James Dean Complex – he thinks he will live fast and die young. But that's enough soul searching, let's stay with the pretty bits.

He loves his hair and thinks that "curls get girls" – 200 at the latest count according to Kris. But he's a softy at heart.

He's been single for a year and would love to meet his 'lobster'. He obviously thinks lobsters mate for life, whereas in fact the alpha male in a lobster colony will do his best to get a bit of action with every female in the group.

Still looking for your lobster Kris?

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