Oh God, it's a slightly more stupid form of Jordan

[Flossie]

She means well, but she is intellectual deficient, the only occasion on which the intellect is engaged is when she considers her hair.

She can barely communicate more effectively than some of the dimmer monkeys of the Amazon and I suspect the same monkeys arrange their fur in a more tasteful manner than she arranges her hair.

I suppose without people like Corin there would be no one at the till of WH Smith so she has her uses but I really don't wish to be subjected to her idea of conversation.